Ken Glass

After almost forty years of balancing the books at Humanities ND, Kenneth Glass made a valiant effort to retire to a life of tennis. Unbeknownst to him, his role as Colonel Calculator in our Clue commercials means he must keep volunteering in marketing campaigns until his character meets his demise. Known as Special K in the office, Ken is capable of a mean polka and is a champion pun maker. (Ask him for his wedding kuchen recipe.)